"They say the Reimer is the toughest safe in the world to crack. Made from alloys you can't get this side of the iron curtain in a special factory designed for it in Manitoba, Canada. We're going to need a top crew for this." [play music in youtube below and keep reading]
"We'll need a face. A leader. A guy cool under fire. A leader with a heart of gold that'll pickpocket the queen. And has dealt with this sort of problem before." "That's a lot to ask, but I think I know the guy."
"I think I know the guy. But we need a talker. A guy who can turn around even the coolest of heads. Should work well with others, though. I don't need any problems in my squad."
"We need some demo on this. Can't break it without that. You know an expert?"
"For a T-25-x15 safe you're gonna need double the dynamite. This'll work for a T-25-x14. Weak on the right side." pic.twitter.com/hIsfimYB0r— _orneliusHardenbergh (@HBAdventure) November 23, 2015
"We'll need a Mr. Wizard. A guy who knows what he knows, and what everyone else in the room knows. And can smile while doing it."
"Why do you rob banks, David?" "Because that's where the money is" pic.twitter.com/IxSAIdnXJf— _orneliusHardenbergh (@HBAdventure) November 23, 2015
"We need a big man, too." "I know just the guy..."
@HBAdventure Who else is on the list? He is the list.— #OldKentuckyShark (@Klims37) November 23, 2015
"What about Frankie? Join the family business? No way, are you kidding me? Kid's got a bright future."
"No, Frankie. You're too young. Your mother would kill me." "I can do it!" "Bullshit, kid." pic.twitter.com/2pSY2BOxr1— _orneliusHardenbergh (@HBAdventure) November 23, 2015
"What about Loui?" "I heard he was a cop." "A cop? Loui? No way. Not in a million years. Loui and me go back to the Dallas job." "Okay but it's on your head." "I'll vouch for him."
"Loose cannon? I've been on the force for 15 fuckin' years, you think I don't know what I'm doing?" pic.twitter.com/OLe0PNc8i7— _orneliusHardenbergh (@HBAdventure) November 23, 2015
"We'll need a professor." "I know a guy, but he always brings an assistant." "Can they split a single share of the take?" "I don't know, but I don't think there's a take without him."
"12 years of school. 2 PhDs. Oxford. Harvard. 10 published books. And want me to steal a fucking Monet? I'm in." pic.twitter.com/xMaKWRQWi5— _orneliusHardenbergh (@HBAdventure) November 23, 2015
"Okay, who's his assistant?" "You'll love this - he used to build safes. Got into this as research, but the money was too good." "I don't like the sound of it. What else can he do?" "He's quite the acrobat."
"Alright, we've got our crew." "We'll have our take." "To robbery." *clink*
All pictures taken from the Bruins' black and white road trip gallery.