Counteroffer

BREAKING: Bruins beat reporters have pitched in to offer Chris Kelly $1 million to spurn the Senators and remain in Boston for 1 more year.

— Dan Cagen (@DanCagen) July 7, 2016

Ah, the No. 88. Claude hates this car. Only goes on the attack. Never drives defensively. pic.twitter.com/X64vXeTOzw

— Fluto Shinzawa (@GlobeFluto) July 8, 2016

Imagine if your whole workday revolved around reading, writing, talking about, and watching your favourite sport.

— Charles E Cheese IV (@SuicidePass) July 10, 2016

Kris Russell seems awfully un-signed for a guy half the teams in the league supposedly want.

— Draglikepull (@draglikepull) July 11, 2016

It's actually Phil Kessel's middle finger that needs surgery after he spent all playoffs giving it to USA Hockey.

— Andy Smith (@thatandysmith) July 8, 2016