Stanley Cup of Chowder - Morning Skate, A Little LateDavid Pastrnak is legend.https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/community_logos/11233/stanley-fave.jpg2014-12-31T09:29:28-05:00http://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/rss/stream/72380882014-12-31T09:29:28-05:002014-12-31T09:29:28-05:00Morning Skate, A Little Late
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<p>Happy New Year's Eve!</p> <p>As 2014 comes to a close, the <a class="sbn-auto-link" href="https://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/">Bruins</a> are leaving us with some questions... questions like:</p>
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<li><span>Will our defense learn to defend, and our offense learn to offend? (Looch and Marshy certainly have "offending" down pat, I must admit)</span></li>
<li><span>Will Peter Chiarelli trade for another Swedish Carl to play alongside <span>Carl Soderberg</span> and Carl Loui Eriksson, so that we can have the "Carl Cubed" or "Swedish Fish" line?</span></li>
<li><span>Will the Bruins make a move for Lord Stanley, or for Jack Eichel?</span></li>
<li><span>Will Carl and Carl Loui help me put together the TV stand I just bought at IKEA?</span></li>
<li><span>Will the Bruins continue to play hockey like they did on Monday night, or like they have for the last couple of months?</span></li>
<li><span>Does this team know that the two points they're playing for tonight are pretty damn important?</span></li>
<li><span>Will we acquire Czech legend <span>Jaromir Jagr</span>, so that Crazy 8s will get to play with his hero, The Matrix, who will get to play with his hero, The Mulleted Masterpiece?</span></li>
<li><span>Who put the "ram" in "ram-a-lam-a ding dong"?</span></li>
<li><span>When David Pastrnak returns from the World Juniors, will he see time on the top line with <span>David Krejci</span> and <span>Milan Lucic</span>?</span></li>
<li><span>Where is Cornelius? I presume he is somewhere in Montreal, laying in a pile of poutine. If that's the case, I'm jealous.</span></li>
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